I suffered through this crap so you don’t have to — unless you really, truly feel like wasting ninety minutes of your life.
Author: Screen Zealots
FANATICAL ABOUT FILM!
Movies are our religion and the theater our church. Our gods are named Tarantino, Anderson and Scorsese.
We attend services 3-4 times a week and take our communion in the form of soda and popcorn. We offer up these reviews in hopes of pleasing our deities.
Please share your own comments on our reviews. We encourage all forms of respectful debate. We are, after all, “Fanatical About Film”!
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“Like Father”
“Like Father” is a huge misstep for co-writer and director Lauren Miller Rogen, who probably made this lazy vanity project so the cast and crew could get a free Caribbean vacation.
“Crazy Rich Asians”
I have very few criticisms for this movie because it sets out to create a breezy, lighthearted piece of escapist entertainment and exceeds all expectations.
“The Meg”
A giant killer shark picking off scientists as bite-sized snacks should make for some off the charts B-movie fun. Instead, it’s so lame that nobody really cares.
“The Package”
“The Package” may very well be the “Citizen Kane” of penis movies.
“Blindspotting”
Things always look different depending on your perspective and by challenging all kinds of stereotypes, the film becomes an even more provocative work of art.
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