A bottom-feeding piece of family-friendly junk that sucks the joy out of both a popular Disneyland attraction and beloved Jim Henson characters.
This summertime surprise took me from zero expectations to maximum fun in less than 84 minutes. The tone is so all-around good-natured that you can’t help but have a great time at this movie.
Grab the kiddos and head out to see this one, especially if little Joey has always wanted to feast his eyes on a grown man waxing a dog’s testicles or learn how to positively cope with unwanted touching from strangers.
I enjoyed it in spite of myself.
Kids won’t like this movie and adults won’t like this movie. Just like the lead hero’s voice, this one is one big, long, boring monotone.