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Author: Screen Zealots
FANATICAL ABOUT FILM!
Movies are our religion and the theater our church. Our gods are named Tarantino, Anderson and Scorsese.
We attend services 3-4 times a week and take our communion in the form of soda and popcorn. We offer up these reviews in hopes of pleasing our deities.
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“Jack Reacher: Never Go Back”
In the latest movie where the title serves as a warning to potential audiences, “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” is a bland, dull excuse for an action thriller.
“Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life”
“Middle School: Worst Years of My Life” is a cute, harmless little charmer that both adults and kids can enjoy together.
“Max Steel”
Wait, do you hear that? It’s the sound of the careers of Maria Bello and Andy Garcia being flushed down the Hollywood toilet.
“Queen of Katwe”
LOUISA: LOUISA SAYS: “Queen of Katwe” is a feel good movie about chess. Yes, chess. Boring, boring chess. The film tells tells the true story
“The Girl on the Train”
If you’re hesitant to see “The Girl on the Train” because you fear that it will be too much like “Gone Girl,” you’re on to something.
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