The plot is thin, the characters shallow and stereotypical, and the laughs nonexistent.
Author: Screen Zealots
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“Transformers: The Last Knight”
I’ll leave you with some words of cinematic wisdom: see “Transformers: The Last Knight” if you must, but remember that your ticket purchase will encourage Hollywood to churn out more rubbish exactly like it.
“The 101 Year Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared “
This half-baked sequel never even comes close to touching the brilliance of its predecessor, but it’s good for a few hearty laughs.
“The Mummy”
It’s thrilling and spooky enough when it needs to be, and it isn’t even close to being a bad movie.
“This Is Not What I Expected”
It’s the perfect foodie meet-cute.
“Buster’s Mal Heart”
This is one unsettling movie that I guarantee will inspire many deep, philosophical conversations after viewing.
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