I don’t even think this crummy summertime catastrophe could have provided a reasonable amount of campy fun even if it tried.
Author: Screen Zealots
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“Til Death Do Us Part”
It’s one thing to have a couple of inspired homages to another writer and director’s films, but here it feels like the work of a straight Tarantino copycat that’s distracting and desperate.
“Mob Land”
A shocking, brutal, and grim morality tale about revenge, honor, and the savagery of survival in rural America.
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem”
An action-packed visual delight, the film sets the bar at the highest standards for quality, edgy animated films for adults.
“Barbie”
A fearless feminist manifesto that’s perfectly wrapped in a pretty pink bow, the film is a defiant, thought-provoking, brutally honest exploration of the female experience.
“Susie Searches”
A film with a severe identity crisis that’s unique in story and tone, but never comes together as a whole.
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