Almost everything about this film is cringe-worthy. Why do this to a Disney classic?

Almost everything about this film is cringe-worthy. Why do this to a Disney classic?
This flamboyant, dazzling, cinematic spectacle is an unforgettable film about the beloved cultural icon and American music legend.
I was charmed tenfold by this moving, earnest tale of friendship and what it means to be human.
This film bored me overall, but its saving grace is Hanks, who was made for a role like this.
The wartime action is mediocre and dull, and the entire project is little more than a crudely edited jump cut fiesta.
The creepy performances, mediocre story, disinterested direction, and horrendous original score turn this mess into a flop almost as soon as the opening credits begin.