I love big, dumb fun as much as anyone, but you need all three to make a successful mindless movie.
A giant killer shark picking off scientists as bite-sized snacks should make for some off the charts B-movie fun. Instead, it’s so lame that nobody really cares.
The films are thrilling but they are also all about family, and you can’t help but smile, buckle in, and hang on for the next ride.
LOUISA: MATT: LOUISA SAYS: I am one of Jason Statham‘s squealing fangirls, but even I wasn’t clamoring for a sequel to 2011’s “The Mechanic.” Apparently