If your Playstation isn’t enough to keep you entertained this weekend, you can go to the theater to see “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2,” a 2 hour and 16 minute video game of real people shooting at CGI garbage. It’s another superhero movie that strives to be funny and loved simply by being different when in reality, it’s just the same as every other raucous, overstuffed Marvel exercise.
In this unbalanced sequel, Peter “Star-Lord” Quill (Chris Pratt) is searching for his lost father (Kurt Russell). All the Guardians gang is back, including love interest Gamora (Zoe Saldana), superstrong Drax (Dave Bautista), the loyal friend-yet-jerk Rocket raccoon (Bradley Cooper), and the baby version of Groot (Vin Diesel).
Audiences are treated to yet another annoying performance from abrasive jackass Pratt (remind me why this guy is a movie star again?), and the movie milks the cuteness of baby Groot to the max (the character is visibly meant to appeal to the smallest of children; take note as the doe-eyed Groot shimmies and shakes his way through the opening credits). Jokes are repeated from the first film, including referring to Rocket as a rat. It feels old and stale.
Director James Gunn is relentless in his insistence on using obscure 70s ballads to score the film that the music choices sticks out like a sore thumb, being used so much that the movie at times feels like an overly long music video. Half of the scenes don’t mesh with the (supposedly) tongue-in-cheek accompanying songs, and the soundtrack is as irritating as it is distracting. I lost count of the number of times a character is seen walking in slow-motion to a crappy retro tune.
The movie also tries to steal the core message of the meaning of family from the popular “Fast and Furious” franchise, taking their earnest, heartfelt sincerity and pushing it to the point where it comes off as awkward, phony, and forced. The irreverent humor flops as often as it succeeds, and the film at times resorts to lazy reference jokes (yeah, yeah, we get it, but just name dropping 80s-era icons like Pac-Man and David Hasselhoff doesn’t a genuine laugh make).
Thankfully it’s not all bad. The action-packed storyline kept me engaged with characters that I find hugely unlikable, the special effects (read: cartoon drawings) are colorful and cool, and the ending is absolutely fantastic — but none of these things can completely excuse what comes before.
This movie is really nothing more than a flashy and boisterous Saturday morning cartoon on steroids, something by design that’s made to appeal to adults and kids alike. You can take your whole family and everyone will probably agree that it’s the best movie they’ve ever seen because it’s the last movie they’ve seen. There’s not much craft nor artistry to “Guardians Vol. 2”, but it’s as good as the first movie and it’s still fun enough to not become a total disaster.
I really wonder when audiences will tire of Marvel films.
Not soon enough. They are all the same noisy, colorful, workshopped, appealing-to-the-lowest-common-denominator junk. “Logan” has forever changed the game.
It’s not fair to compare other superhero movies to “Logan” because it is in a class by itself.
I wasn’t thinking about “Logan” when I wrote that. Agree that it is in a class all by itself. However, most of these latest super-hero movies are exactly how you described them.
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I completely agree!
I actually like Rocket and the gang. While I agree with some of the things you said (about the music at the wrong time), it was still a fun film to watch. I’m sick of real life murder, horror and war films…so this was silly and not real. People should stay to the very end because the shots mixed in with the credits are also fun. And seriously, LOOK at Chris Pratt…that’s why he’s a movie star. He’s a cute and he’s a bad boy. Enough said.
Haha, I love an honest review! 🙂 The superhero genre is genuinely getting tiresome. Age of Ultron, Dr Strange, and BvS were a streak of disappointments. But I enjoyed the first GotG, so I might still give this a shot. Should the cartoony violence gets boring, the soundtrack will always be a welcome distraction to this 70s music fan.
“Logan” had set the bar very, very high!
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